This is the second episode of series one. The qoutes that is. Again, there is a lot of Robin and Much, but as we progress and the gang takes form, we'll get more Allan, will and friendly banter ! I'll also have some qoutes from the actors commentry that goes with this episode online later today.
Edit; The qoutes from the audio track are now online, below the other ones. The beard ones are hilarious.
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Robinhood episode two
Gizzy : loosen your tongues or lose your tongues !
Much; you’re making a mistake!
Roy: what? You’re going to send an army to hunt us down? Tear us limb from limb? Do you think we are afraid of the Sherriff?
Much: We are also against the Sherriff!
Roy; what do you want, a medal?
Much: that rabbit is not… I think you’ll find that that rabbit is not yet cooked.
Random outlaw: I think you’ll find he eats them raw.
Much: raw? I don’t think that’s wise. I mean that could be dangerous.
Allan: look, will you just shut up?
Much: this is our forest too. I think you’ll find.
Guard 1: robin, he’ll never be master of anything now.
Guard 2: Master of Sherwood Forest.
Guard 1: Robin of the woods
Guard 2: Robin wood.
Guard 1; I like that
Guard 2: Guy would like that
Guard 1: well then you should tell him
Guard 2: I’m not going to tell him
Guard 1; Why not?
Guard 2; Well he may not like it.
Robin; (about the Sherriff): we will stop his insane taxes and give them back to the poor where they belong!
Roy; *sarcastically* sure…
Robin: We will rob him! And if you dead men had spines in your back that’s what you would have been doing for the past five years.
Roy: rousing lavender boy.
Random outlaw: good luck
Baldy outlaw: yeah, see ya.
Robin draws his bow
Roy: that would be a mistake, I think you’ll find.
Robin looks around to see he is surrounded.
Much: you are in no position to argue… dunderhead!
Much sees he is surrounded
Much: oh.
Much: look, you’ve tied us up, we’ve tied you up. We could call it quits. We could all be on our way.
Little john aka papa bear: him, I do not like.
Little john; you robin of Locksley?
Robin nods
Little john; Robin, earl of Huntingdon?
Robin nods and smiles
Little john nods and knocks out robin.
Much : that is nasty. That is brutish.
Sherriff: *after robins capture* oooohw.. All hope lost?
After much says that they need to rescue Robin
Will: how?
Allan: No point anyway
Much; No point… ? you’d be dead if it wasn’t for my master
Allan *shrugs* that’s true
Much: You’d be dead
Allan: Mind you, I wasn’t supposed to hang in the first place. That was just confusion.
Much: I hate the Sherriff. And I hate you if you are not going to help robin.
Sherriff: you’re free to go. But if you do, Tomorrow, a few of your villager friends won’t be, how shall we say… on speaking terms with you.
Robin sits down in his cell: I do not know why Englishmen travel 2000 miles to fight evil, when the real cancer is right here.
Sherriff; listen I hear a noise, do you hear a noise? I think it’s a dead man talking.
Outlaw: think the whiny one will make it ?
Roy: What’s he gonna do? Stroll into Nottingham and ask ‘can my friend lavender boy go free?’
Allan: Could’ve given him the horse. (ahw, bless you Allan )
Roy; Then we’d lose the horse too, think about it.
Allan: *with the dog* Who’s a good boy aye? *smiles* need some help?
Marian: you are an utter fool.
Robin: You said that already.
Robin: Trust me! I have a plan. Well, half a plan… I love it when you look at me like that.
Much; this is a rescue! And we are undetected.
Cries of ‘in the dungeons, outlaws, after them!’ follow
Much: Ah.
Sherrif: Impressive. But each arrow in the wood, well that’s a point lost isn’t it?
Allan: she’s your wife? What does she see in you?
Qoutes eppie two audio commentary
As the outlaws are against the tree.
LG: I think Joe was quite angry in that. I think he was the only one who actually had to take his top off.
AP: Well what time of year was it?
DM: Well, they were all supposed to take their tops off
AP: yeah, they were all a bit wussies.
GK: We didn’t. We were all ready to do it; it was the director who went missing.
DM: But Joe was the one who went to the gym in preparation; nobody else did.
AP: yeah he looks like it. (Yes he does!)
GK: I did
(As Will frees robin and co)
GK: can you draw attention to Harry’s beard there, Will Scarlett? Absolutely momentous.
(When the Sherriff is cutting out tongues)
GK: Already Keith is bored with the series. You notice Keith is sitting down there? Difficult to tell the difference, but there you are.
(As robin corners little john and co, with his bow)
AP: Where did robin get his bow from?
GK: There is a prop shop in the middle of Sherwood Forest. ( this actually explains a lot)
GK: ‘Him I do not like’ that’s lovely, already the catchphrase is in place.
Little John is waking Robin up with water.
LG: That’s actually whiskey
GK: Oh, yes, all through the series if I drink something, it’s whiskey. It’s a contractual thing.
LG: (to Gordon) what’s your theme?
GK: It’s the elephant march out of jungle book.
LG ( to Gordon about Alice Little) So how young was she then when you married her?
GK: Five.
(As robin gives himself in)
GK: Look at that, the Sherriff is visibly turned on by robin, Keith really does play that.
DM: In PG, Gordon, come on.
LG: It was really hard sitting on that side, that armrest, because, lovely as the dress is it’s really slippery. And that thing was about three inches wide, I was concentrating harder on just staying put.
DM: I thought you were so uncomfortable with the thought of losing robin.
LG: Well… well, that’s it as well, I mean.. That’s the main reason
GK: Oh, you’ve so blown it Lucy. Here we were all thinking it was good acting.
GK: Coming up is the scene where we have a beardless Little John.
AP: Yeah, shame on you.
GK: Shame on me? Yeah, ‘cause it’s my fault obviously. What was I supposed to sit and go *makes a sound as if he is quite constipated*
LG: Yeah but everyone else’s beard looks quite pale as well, Sam’s is … looks kinda.
GK: I really have a big beard, just nobody notices.
( on her scene in the dungeons, which was her first scene filmed)
LG: And I didn’t know Jonas very well.
GK: Oh you thought that guy was Robin Hood; and it was a confusion and then you started kissing him and then we had to tap you lightly on the shoulder and go ‘Lucy, Lucy, it’s the guy with the hood!’
GK: Do you know my kids now actually have a sweepstake, about how many words I’ll say in an episode?
GK: … and has Jonas Armstrong as a screensaver.
LG: Ad I’m pinned up on the fridge?
GK: No, no that’s Richard Armitage that’s pinned up on the fridge.
LG: Oh.
DM: You know, in the first cut, when robin blows a kiss at Marian, he hadn’t realised that was the intent and had him blow one at the Sherriff instead.
AP: It’s a whole new story really.
(as Marian looks annoyed at the kiss from robins)
GK: Ahahaha ! Good face!
AP: Is that an affronted reaction or was that just because your dress was a bit slippery there?
GK: This was fantastic, because we saw (random outlaw) wife and we were like, yeah, don’t know why you’re out and about, you might wanna get back in there mate.
LG: And they were twins, she had a twin sister as well.
GK: And that was the thing, the lads asked her if she had a sister, and she did, she had a twin sister.
Episode three will be next. Charly.
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